Prettiest Butthole Competition

HUSSY MAGAZINE: Can you tell me how the Prettiest Butthole Competition started and who came up with the idea?

MICHAEL DURHAM: The Prettiest Butthole at Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville is simply the prettiest, most creative, outgoing anus in the Music City. The entertainers in our dressing room comically joked about it, and Deja Vu Nashville decided to make it an official weekly promotion giving Nashville a chance to grab an extra $500 for 60 seconds worth of work. 

Is the contest strictly for entertainers, or can any female customer enter?

Anyone can enter the Prettiest Butthole Competition as long as they have an active Adult Entertainer’s License for Davidson County. This license costs $50 and is good for one full year. This license gives you the freedom to unleash your starfish and possibly sign a contract to entertain at Deja Vu Nashville, Music City’s BEST adult entertainment attraction. A competitor may enter as many weeks as they would like and defend their weekly title. 

How has the reception been?

The reception has been overwhelmingly positive, from our guests and online on social media platforms. @scoopnashville picked up our promotional flyer one Saturday, and Deja Vu Nashville suddenly had over 300 guests in a line down Church Street between 10 pm and 12 am the night of the competition, waiting to gain entry. Thanks, Scoop, for the rub! You might be surprised by not only how many people like buttholes, but by how many people openly have butthole hubris themselves. Buttholes aren’t that dark, hidden, taboo secret that they used to be. Buttholes are the in-demand orifices of 2022, and Deja Vu Nashville wants our guests to see them all! 

What does it take to win the prettiest butthole contest?

The winner of the Prettiest Butthole Competition is generally the most creative butthole. Being clean, tight, and well kept just simply isn’t enough when you get to this level of competition… but it helps. The winners have ranged from being painted to bedazzled. One entertainer, “Charlie,” won with her “Chocolate Factory” set. Theme sets for buttholes are great and tend to sway the judges. However, beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder.  I’m hopeful I will get an entire solar system diorama on a pair of cheeks soon with the butthole taking the place of the very popular planet Uranus. Time will tell what’s next, I reckon. 

Is there a “Super Bowl” of pretty buttholes at the end of the year?

There has not been a Best of the Best Butthole in Nashville event planned as of this moment, but it is an intriguing idea. “Buttholemania: The Hole F’n Show” could be coming to the Music City! 

Do you live-stream the competitions?

Unfortunately, we aren’t live-streaming Deja Vu Nashville’s Prettiest Butthole Competition… yet. You will have to witness it live and in person at Midnight every Saturday night, right here at 1418 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37203. 

Anything else to say about the Prettiest Butthole Competition?

I have included a copy of the judge’s sheet for you. It’s very simple and is judged by only three categories. Thank you for the story Hussy Magazine!!