Top 10 Guy Walks Into A Bar Jokes

We can't get enough "Guy Walks Into A Bar" jokes, so we've made this handy Top 10 list for you!

1.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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2.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot.

“I’m celebrating my first blow job!” He says to the bartender.

“Congratulations,” says the bartender, “Here, have another one on the house.”

“No thanks,” the man declines, “If the first one didn’t get the taste out of my mouth, the second one won’t either.”

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3.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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4.

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says “A beer please! And one for the road!”

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5.

So a five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar." 

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6.

Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here." 

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7.

A proton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We only sell to protons, are you sure you are a proton?” Proton says, “Yes, I’m positive.”

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8.

A man walks into a bar, points to the snacks and says, "I'll take a bag of helicopter-flavored potato chips." The bartender says, "Sorry, we only have plane."

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9.

A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want to hear a joke?" The corn stalk replies, "I'm all ears!"

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10.

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Ok, you can drink in here, but don't start anything!"